Yahoo! WuFlu, Adieu

"On Monday, April 10, 2023, the President signed into law: H.J.Res. 7, which terminates the national emergency related to the COVID-19 pandemic," the White House released in a memo. 

The "Emergency" may be officially over, but don't think that this scourge won't remain with us in some form for generations to come. Just as we don't refer to the infamous Spanish Flu on a recurring basis, we do have annual re-emergences (emergencies?) of the plain old flu.  So, too, with this one we assume, but hopefully without the fatality rate.

It is fair to say most of us know someone, either family, friends, or friends of family, who died from Covid-19. And it would be hard to find anyone who doesn't know someone who caught Covid but survived.  We can probably find a few people around who haven't gotten it yet, and that is a good thing.  Not sure what will happen to us old people who won't get the hyper-focus when we get sick, now that the novelty (pun intended) has worn off.  Likely we'll go the way of all things.  Just pray that the Corona-fascists in government don't keep pushing the "emergency" to ruin all of our lives in the name of protecting us. We have had enough of that.

For all you Bud Light drinkers out there....

 

.... here is an article for you from the Babylon Bee, America's sanest source of news.

(Of course, we know this is bullshit because no one reading this blog drinks that swill.)

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

U.S.·Apr 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.

"For decades, we've been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it's beer," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. "Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he's a woman?"

Long a staple drink of people who hate actual beer, Bud Light felt putting Dylan Mulvaney's face on a can would also attract people who hate actual women. "As a man acting out the most horrendously offensive stereotypes of women, Mulvaney taps into the soul of people who despise real women," said Mr. Whitworth. "As a company dedicated to serving those who detest real beer, the partnership made perfect sense. The new beer can just shouts, 'Come, enjoy this atrocious substitute for the real thing'."

While a few in the media questioned the move, so far Bud Light fans have welcomed drinking out of a can featuring the face of a guy with a little girl fetish. "It really completes the experience," said Bud Light fan Mason Olsen. "If that dude with his massive jaw can pretend to be a little girl - well, I can pretend this is real beer. It's pretty inspiring."

At publishing time, activists had resumed calling for America to stop keeping trans people invisible.