Saturday, January 31, 2009
Vacation!
Things are the most planned they have ever been. I have bags shipped and waiting at the lodge; we're being driven to the airport for less than what it would cost to park a car for a week; I have lift tickets for Sunday waiting at the house; and I have even selected a spot for dinner upon arrival in Bozeman. Who is this crazy man? Age hath yet its honor and its toil...some noble work of note may yet be done...to strive, to seek, and not to yield.
I suppose we must change some with age or it will change us in ways we don't like. And now, to sleep. O-dark-30 comes early in these parts.
Day 1, part deux: Woke without the alarm. How does that happen? I can't wake to go to work worth a damn, and now, after 6 hours, my eyes are wide. Ah, well....
Ride should be here in about an hour. Nothing left to do now but have coffee and get dressed. Thankfully it is coldish here, so wearing a ski jacket won't be a problem.
And so it begins....
I had asked the driver to come at 8:15 so we would have time to pack the car and leave by 8:30 (for an 11:30 flight). Better an hour early than 5 minutes late. Unfortunately he came at 8 and we were out of the driveway at 8:15. I had wanted to protect against Superbowl traffic, but there was none. The guy was a speed demon, so we ended up at the airport 2 hours early. Ouch.
The flights were uneventful, smooth, and seemingly short. Arriving at Bozeman at 5:30, we got the cars and headed to the pizza parlor I had found on the internet; the meal was excellent and a good start to the trip. Then Jane and I went to Bozeman's Super Walmart for groceries while we waited for Pam and Dave's flight. I don't recall ever spending so much time at Wallymart and having it seem so short. The flight came in at 11:50 (late), so by the time we wandered around, we didn't get to the house until 2:00. Ouch. Bozeman airport is pretty cute.
The next day, I was up at 9, ready to go. But that bleeds into Day 2….
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Birthday Girls

Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Inauguration Day
Anatole France (paraphrased)
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
2 out of 3 ain't bad
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Shakin' Hands with the Guv'nor
I don't think any of the PU crew stayed around for the actual inauguration, as we did 4 years ago, but this year was a more humble event on a much smaller scale. Mitch did manage to refer to or quote Ray Kroc, Kermit the Frog, Abe Lincoln, and the movie Speed in his speech, which relied heavily on seasonal and gardening metaphors. Few are better at metaphorical images than Mitch, and everyone we talked to was certain he would continue his term as the country's best governor (he did win that award recently). Of course, those were the staffers we were talking to, but.... I also spoke to a guy at the airport (he saw my Mitch button) who was complimentary of the job done so far, though not as gushing as Mitch's staff. I mentioned at breakfast on Sunday that I thought the true measure of a man's success was not how much wealth he had accumulated, but how many people around him would be willing to take a bullet for him--it is clear his staff would, as would the Indiana State Troopers who always accompany him. (Mitch laughed that off by saying the real test is the ratio of those people to the ones wanting to put one in him! He's the most humble and genuine politician I have ever seen. A great, great guy.) May he live long and prosper.

Mitch being sworn in on his family Bible, held by wife, Cherrie
A great day for Indiana.
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And, in honor of the occasion, a Special Bumper Sticker of the Week...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Superbman Returns
Oh Happy Day ... for the GatorNation ....but not for the rest of the SEC. Superman, Tim Terrific, the Timinator, has decided to return for his senior year. We are golden now. With the rest of that talent, plus the new guys coming in...I shudder to think how good they can be. And if Harvin and Spikes decide to stay... oh, my... can you say undefeated, record-setting season?A little Superhero worship, if you please...
The Announcement:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3825653
sorry to use a link, but it's the best quality I found
USC? Ha, we'll show you what Trojans are for. Texas? You'll be the Shorthorns when we're done. And Oklahoma? C'mon down, boys, and get some more. The Bullpups (now without Stafford or Moreno) only think they got beat bad in '08. The Semi-holes (when the NCAA gets finished with them) will be praying for rain again to keep the score below 100. But let's not get too cocky, just be professional, and beat the snot out of everybody.
I can foresee a situation in which the biggest question of the season will be who gets the Heisman--Tim or Percy? After the way they screwed it up this year, it doesn't really matter. That award is tainted. They should let just the former winners vote. (See prior post)
I can't wait for September.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Gators Champs (again)
This was s-o-o-o sweet, after the Ole Miss disappointment, and the raw deal Tim got on the Heisman (see prior post), this was perfect. Actually, 64-14 would have been better, but it was still quite convincing. Was OU overrated? Absolutely. Were they as awful as the SEC rabblerousers were saying? Clearly not. But they were certainly no match for the Gators.
Heisman means best player in college football? My ass! We saw the best player in college football alright, but he was wearing white.
Though the little guys--Demps and Rainey--were pretty much held in check, Tim and Percy took over and showed the Sooners what a great offense looks like.
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Tebow brushed those comments aside. "That might have been a compliment," Tebow said with a smile. "We'll see. . . . I'm thankful for being fourth. There's a lot of good quarterbacks in the Big 12."
UF receiver Percy Harvin said Franks made a big mistake with his comments (duh). "What people don't realize is you never want to wake up a sleeping giant," he said. "You kind of want to leave him alone because now you have to deal with him running even harder than he would have before. So good luck." "You don't spit into the wind
"You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
"And you don't mess around with Tim...."
But it was truly the Big D's night. Spikes, Dunlap, Black, and the gang kicked ass. How do you stop the highest scoring team in the history of college football? You knock them on their ass, and take away their balls. It was 3rd and goal from the 3--nice play guys, you stopped 'em once, that's a good show. But 4th and goal from the 1? Tackled for a loss? You gotta be kidding me!
A case in point. OU receivers are accustomed to running free, but not tonight. Welcome to the South, in a Major way. (What I love about this clip is the appreciation by the announcer in the background during the replay) .
The Major was a big part of the stop on third down at the goal line, and also had an interception at the goal line (deflected by Ahmad Black, inter alia).


Let's hope so. That playful little pixie Percy is pure pleasure to perceive.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Happy New Year!!!
Me .... I'm using my minutes for sleepin'....
Well, here we are into January. What the hell happened to Christmas, you might ask. But you might ask it more graciously than that. Christmas is like a river--ooh, yeah, Sarah song...cool--it comes flowing by and then it's gone. (It can be cold, too, like a river, especially in North Carolina...but I digress.) Jane and I had a lovely Christmas this year, with a gathering of the Lakeland clan Christmas Eve and the traditional exchanging of gifts. Then we flew to Atlanta for another celebration with the Stockton/Loescher/Schwartz clans and the pitter patter of baby feets. Pierce and the twins were the center of attention most of our stay, though everybody got some cool stuff from Santa. What a great old dude! We also had a rousing Foosball tournament, though informal. I would say I won, but it doesn't matter because no one was keeping track (except me).
Christmas is such a family time...I hope we can extend the holiday spirit to February and get along as well when we have a week together. Looking forward to the Big Sky!
Got to go run now to get in shape. Can't have any of the whippersnappers gettin' ahead of me on the slopes--I have my image to uphold.
Oh, yeah, will post some pictures of Christmas when some other family members share them. My camera was DOA, and I am without photos.
Whoa...what's a year end without the Bumper Sticker of the Year? The most appropriate one I have isVote Democrat - it's easier than working!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Retribution
In a rare display of emotion, God decided to punish the West, Midwest, and Southwest Heisman voters (along with everyone else) for their poor judgment and outright manipulation in this year's balloting.
This is believed to be one of the few times in recorded history God has intervened when one of "His boys" has been mistreated, the last being the extended rainstorm sent after homeboy Noah was constantly ridiculed as the Kingdom's Nuttiest Boat-Builder (unless you count that incident at the Red Sea, but there is speculation that was merely an urban legend).
Weather forecasters are predicting a shorter duration for this retaliation, but most agree the exact length won't be determined until the evening of January 8th. the theory is, if Sam Bradford sees his shadow--or anything else except the south Florida starry sky--there'll be 6 more years of winter.

Asked about the unusual weather, Shaun White is reported to have said, "Hey, dude, this is sick. The Big Guy must be a shredder, fer sure." Asked to elaborate, Mr. White was unable. He did, however, refer to the weather in Montana as "Snowbound 'tude, dude."
http://www.weather.com/outlook/recreation/ski/local/USMT0026?lwsa=Weather36HourSkiCommand&lswe=Big%20Sky,%20MT&from=searchbox_typeahead
In other news, Global Warming fanatics all across the country are turning in their Al Gore in 2016 buttons and cashing their carbon credits, saying "Damn, it's cold out. We musta screwed up somewheres."
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Bah, Humbug, Heisman!
"Maybe the most alarming information we received in frigid New York Saturday night was that 127 ballots were received before the last weekend of the season. Tebow was well back in third place after those ballots came in. Then he went out and led Florida past No. 1 Alabama. Among the 777 ballots that were received after that game, Tebow was ahead of Colt McCoy and just a few points behind Bradford.
You vote before the season is over, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
And if that’s not enough to drive you Tebow fans crazy, how about this — 41 different players received third-place votes and 20 received second-place votes. That means there were a bunch of people wasting their votes to make a statement."
No way Tim is not more valuable and a better overall player than those Big 12 yahoos! Can't be. It was fixed--maybe not by the people who put it on, but certainly by those West, Midwest, and Southwest clowns. We need to fight fire with fire: Next time a deserving player from the south is up, say... Tim Tebow, for example, every voter who puts him number 1 should pick two nobodies for #s 2 and 3. It might not be ethical, but it would get the best result. It was the second place votes for Bradford and McCoy that put them over the top.
Here is Tim's press conference after the announcement--very classy guy.
The Timinator did get the Maxwell Award, for the second consecutive year (unusual), and some other stuff (see prior post), but not enough to make up for the Heisman screw job. OTOH, it might work out pretty well in the long run, since the Heisman winner's team typically (last 4 out of 5 years) gets hosed in the bowl game. (See, e.g., OSU 14, UF 41) Go Gators!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Southern Superbowl!
What a game! Who would have expected that Florida would cover the point spread yet again? Against that defense...and without Harvin! I would like to say I did, but I can’t. I truly thought it would be a more of a squeaker (which it almost was until the last UF touchdown). Though it was a tense game, Florida played spectacularly and deserved to win. Tebow can ring up the Heisman after that performance. The national audience will have him second, with Bradford and McCoy alternating between 1st and 3rd, allowing Tim Terrific to pick up all the split votes. Justice prevails. Speaking of which, and not to digress from the best SEC championship game EVER, how about that OJ verdict? It gives the lie to the old legal adage, justice delayed is justice denied. I like to think of it as him working out karma with the remaining family members. Wow…33 years of karma…hey, now he can write that book he wanted to without the distractions of his hectic golf schedule.Now it’s on to Miami to meet—and beat—the faux contenders to the crown, the Boomer Sooners. After that SEC slugfest, it should be very clear who is the best team in the nation. Now we just have to play the game to finish the paperwork. Right. Just like Ohio State did 2 years ago. No, I am very excited about the big game, and can't wait for those Okie farmboys to see what a real defense looks like. If that team turns out to be as scary as it looks, however, so that the Gators can’t bring it off this year, we are thrilled that they are BACK! And Timmy might stay another year if he still has the National Championship itch left to scratch. Hell, I hope he stays anyway. How awesome would that be for him to win the Heisman 3 years in a row! Blows me away thinking of it, but I can’t remember— or imagine, in this world of instant gratification and entitlement attitude (think D-Mac)—a more deserving guy. He is the only one since Bo Jackson to live up to his legendary hype. That doesn’t bode well for his career in the pros…, but we had him until then.
In other news… oh, who cares…on with the pics and game comments….
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Oh, gosh, another trophy...wonder where the folks will put this one...
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David Nelson: finally earning that scholarship. Two very important catches and all-around good job. (And he's so articulate...maybe he should run for President?)
Way to go Riley! Finally found out what it's like to be a star (and to run the right route)
Two other players (and plays) of note: Jermaine Cunnigham's sack on 3rd and 8 to kill the Bama comeback in the 4th was HUGE, and the two phenomenal plays by Aaron Hernandez (the shovel pass on 3rd down and skying for the first down catch on the final drive) were crucial. [Aaron caught 3 passes for 43 yards, all big ones.] Without those plays, it would have been a much tighter ending. (couldn't find a pic of Aaron, sorry)“That fourth quarter was vintage Tim Tebow"
Florida coach Urban Meyer said. "My quarterback is the best player in college football."
And last but not least, ….drum roll, please….one that fits with the recent game…
The Bumper Sticker of the Week.
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Swamp them Seminoles!
"Tebow pretty much did everything but walk on water. Actually, considering the field conditions, he did that, too."
Urban was worried about all the water on the field--he just wanted Tebow to run the ball the whole game--single wing. He could have, of course, but then all the other stars would have been upset.
Maybe Rainey and Demps won't be quite so cocky after each got run down from behind for the first time this year. Had to have been the wet field. Rainey said "I had water in my shoes, Coach." Truly the Rain-man that night. This must be one of his earlier runs....BTW, Chris got 97 yards on 8 carries--a respectable average just over 12 yards per. Not to be outdone at the school that foolishly rejected him (can you imagine?) Demps got 7 carries and churned out 89 yards for an average of 12.71! In fact, all the Gators who carried the ball had a better average than the best Semi-hole rusher (12 for 57). That's gotta hurt...and it did.
Of course the defense was stellar, as usual. Interceptions, crushing tackles, forced fumbles, you name it.

"Here... let me help you with that."
Why, thank you, Jermaine.

Sorry, that one is ours, says Jenoris.

"And so, Mr. Weatherford, as I was just saying to Mr. Moreno the other day...."
Brandon Spikes...the Man.
And props to Chas Henry, the forgotten man for the Gators. He had his longest punt of the year at 67 yards. He's the football equivalent of the Maytag repairman. (Sorry, Chas, no pics this week.)
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Highlights of the game. Sorry if there aren't any FSU highlights...I don't remember any. Oh, wait, they did score a touchdown on our first team defense. Damn.
How about that Tim, eh? A few shots of him should be enlightening...
This one had Jamie Robinson wondering WTF was he thinking

"But, Coach, I thought you said it was OK to knock their cornerback into next week."
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What do you get when you combine this with loud cheering from the Seminole fans?
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You get this! You won't like him when he's angry!

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This was the best looking thing wearing garnet and gold in Doak Campbell stadium all afternoon.
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In case anyone missed it, SuperTim is racking up the awards again.
Tim Tebow Named Academic All-American of the Year by ESPN The Magazine
Tim Tebow Named Disney Spirit Award Winner
Or at least he's in contention for them:
Tebow a finalist for Maxwell Award
Tebow a finalist for Walter Camp Award
And we hope there's one more:
Tebow a shoo-in as a finalist for the Heisman.
We're back to the Heisman again.... I sure would like to see some clips of the other pure passing quarterbacks whose names are mentioned and whose teams create for them the outrageous stats that go with their offenses making blocks downfield and tackling defensive ends like Tim does. Bobby Bowden was gracious in defeat--what else could he be?--and referred to Tim as adding a Bronko Nagurski element to the game. So true. And so fun to watch. The award should go to the year's best football player and that is clearly Tim Tebow.
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Bring on Alabama! A tough game, but I'm hopeful. We have the horses, if we can just bring it all to bear one more time...
Do I hear Boomer Sooner??
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Twins: The girls were on The Unit last night (Sunday) but I missed it. Set the stupid DVR to record that time slot but didn't notice the football game had pushed all the shows up 30 minutes! The recording stopped just as Maitlyn came on screen (in the closet scene). Rats! Will have to count on Mom and Dad to have a copy of it. Don't you scare my babies like that!
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And a post wouldn't be complete without the Bumper Sticker of the Week:
Thursday, November 27, 2008
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Showtime!
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Senior Day - Citadel Hell
Sadly, the Heisman will have been given before the national title game, so Tim is behind the 8-ball on stats this year. In case you wonder if he deserves it...the game highlights for last week and this week have him actively making blocks for his running backs--last week he was leading Demps on the touchdown, and this week he took on two guys to spring Harvin for a TD. Don't see any of the other candidates doing that (and they don't run much either). Tim is such an all-around player, he deserves it even if he isn't in a system that posts huge numbers (does that sound familiar?)
Here are some pics (not the Usual Suspects, at least not all of them):
The game started with the final tribute to Mr. Two bits (George Edmundson), a legend at the Swamp, about whom I have remarked earlier. May you always stand up and Holler.
Percy gets a long gain. This is what you call their "1 on 1" defense! Worked about as well as anything else.

Another game with a touchdown by the Lakeland crew. Rainman had a great day with over 140 yards (73 of which came on one remarkable play) for 7 carries!
This was their big score in the first half - a trick play, reverse with a pass back to the quarterback who was covered by a linebacker (or maybe defensive end). If only their colors weren't that wimpy Carolina blue....
Here's a picture of Javier Estopinan scoring a touchdown. Javy is a 5th year senior defensive lineman who's had 3 knee surgeries during his career. So, as a reward for his upbeat attiude, Urban gave him a one yard plunge to paydirt. What a guy.Twins alert!!! The Mentalist shows on Tuesday with the Schwartzes in a supporting role. Tuesday, 11/25 at 9PM on CBS.
The customary Bumper Sticker of the Week:
If you're not part of the solution, you're precipitate.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
'Cocks Limp from Swamp
The special teams, defense, running game, long passes, short passes...it was all too easy. As some might say, it was as easy as

(thank you, cornbread)The result? Damn
, that hurts.
Anybody want to play quarterback?
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Here's a hypothetical question: You're a defensive back playing in the SEC. What is it you definitely don't want to see after the ball is snapped?
Yep, this is it. Prepare yourself.
There are way too many good pictures to post them all. Another week that Ahmad Black got an interception. I missed a shot of him last week, so got to catch up for our Lakeland alums.
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For those of you who actually missed the game, here is a quick video summary from the Gainesville Sun--note the quick bit at the beginning where SuperTim is kissing the baby!
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1511793040/bclid361569315/bctid2075487001
On a lighter note, we had visitors this weekend. Jane's nephew Brian, his wife Kate, and two little ones, Tyler and Mary Kate. How dumb--we got no pictures. But we had an interesting conversation over (and after) dinner. Kate is a good upstanding conservative and Brian is a good open minded left-leaner. All very civil and lively. (The wine didn't hurt.) They are now on their way to the Disney ritual...don't envy them.
Plans for the 2009 ski trip (the first one, at least) are evolving. Stay tuned.
Almost forgot the Bumper Sticker of the Week:
(Ha-Ha, I have a long list now). Here's one from Aunt La-La...
Jesus loves you ... but I'm His favorite.

















